how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
People are so vulnerable at night. They’re willing to spill out their souls to anyone willing to listen. They have desires to do things that never cross their mind when the sun is in the sky.
That’s the most poetic description of nightblogging that I’ve ever seen
Nat Geo: Doomsday Preppers
Nat Geo 2+: Evacuate Earth
Universal: Collision Earth
7TWO: Escape to the Country
Americans, don’t forget to set your clocks back an hour on Sunday. And don’t forget to not set your country back 50 years on Tuesday.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
Imagine a library filled with every book in the world, none of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one you are instantly transported to the world within the book. You get to live the story as any character for as long as you like. And when you come out of the story, almost no time has past in the real world
omfg imagine if you got 50 Shades Of Grey
Breathtaking view of the Milky Way from the surface of Mars
the universe is amazing
it really is
Oh my god, he touched my arm. Be cool in front of the suspect, Beckett…be cool.
She’s gripping her notepad to regain control of herself. You cannot convince me otherwise.