the only person humble crab follows is avril lavigne
“Why do you keep coming back, Rick?”
“Because I love you”
Well that would have saved us about a season of heartache.
breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama
Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.
Thor The Dark World - Commentary by Tom Hiddleston
when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party
I THOUGHT THIS SAID WHEN YOU’VE EATEN YOUR FRIENDS I WAS SO CONFUSED BECAUSE THE GIF STILL FIT
WHAT IS THIS GAME
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*