if you cut your pizza into really small pizzas you can use it as a topping for a different pizza
“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day
I don’t have time to get all weepy over a couple of scars.
I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working
do you ever feel like people just forget you exist