Listen to me, no matter what she does - no matter how she makes you feel, don’t you trust a word that she says. She will do anything to get away.
If you invite me to a party please make sure to have a cat or dog present so I have someone to hang out with.
No really. Watch this.
Ancient Chinese instrument, the sheng, which originated back in 1,100 BC, and it can perfectly replicate the music in Mario.
omg she’s doing the coin noises too
the thing is literally NO ONE cares if u dont think leggings count as pants. no one. no one cares. everyones gonna keep wearing them as pants. theyre pants. no one cares what u think
my brain has too many tabs open
Most accurate thing ever
I can’t find the one that is playing that fucking song
This explains so much
Did anyone know there is a vegan sex shop?